I Am So Sorry Oh My Fuck

Oh my actual fucking fuck
So, I was nooting around on the internet when I decided to look at some of my old fandom blogs
Thus, I looked up "The Slytherin View" on Blogger.com and I...
I just wanted to sincerely apologize about 10 year old me. Ugghhh omc I'm so sorry if you read any of my early 2011 posts oh cod my eyes

A Slytherin Bewitched

Draco Sinazin Malfoy, recently cursed by Teacher Alastor "Mad-Eyed" Moody, has been interviewed by a good reporter, Aster Mayfore. "What happened?" asked Ms. Mayfore. "Well, I was just talking to my friend Blaise, here, and then, out of NO-where, Prof. Moody cursed me! Into a FERRET!" He whimpered. "Blaise, how do you feel about this?" She asked. "Well, I feel the same as Draco here, he should be FIRED!" He said as he grew louder.

Been there at the time? Add your truth.

Harry Potter; Cheater, If He's Not,

Harry Potter, recently dating young blood-Traitor, Ginevra Molly Weasley, has moved on at the fact that Ginevra has been dating young Dean Thomas, and finally dated young Cho Chang, an ex of young Cedric, who Harry possibly "Killed with his control over his fans," Stutters young Draco, a Slytherin 5th year. Why would he do such a thing? "To get Cho Wong, of course!" Says Blaise Zabini, a friend of Draco. "Everyone that has encountered him knows, he's not just a famous 'superhero', but an insensitive cheater, too." Very powerfully put, Zabini, very powerfully put.

Harry Potter; Dating a Blood-Traitor

Harry James Potter, pureblood, has recently gotten together with pure-bloodtraitor Ginevra Molly Weasley, daughter of Arthur Weasley, studier of Muggles at the Ministry of Magic.

While young Harry struggles with the problems of his own, Ginevra thinks it's okay to date another man, (Dean Thomas, 4th year). Dean Thomas is a callous Gryffindor, who has broken many hearts.

Please, add your comments and ideas. and I'll add your truth.